*EDIT 3/26/08: I did some major editing to his face and other bits that have been driving me nuts for a year and a half now. Finally decided to do something about it because, really, thorne_scratch deserves better than this for her writing. Its still not perfect but I want to keep my edits in the same style and ability range of when I first drew it so I wouldnt have to completely redo it.

Tribute to the most hilarious LJ user I have ever seen.


This was based on a post by thorne_scratch on LiveJournal entitled "299 Things Sephiroth Never Thought He'd Say On The Phone" (all to zack I assume). If you have never seen this before, seriously check it out -> [link] . It was so hard to choose which one I wanted him to say in this particular picture since I loved them all. Here are some other examples:

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"They don't make a materia for constipation, no."
"Do you have the phone down your pants? Right now?"
"No, I don't want to hear your new limerick. Yes, yes, I can guess what you used as a rhyme for Nantucket."
"So, Reno is dangling out a sixty ninth floor window. Yes, yes, I caught the significance of the floor number."
"No, I'm doing paperwork, I can't bring you toilet paper right now."
"So your wang is stuck in a Magic 8-Ball? No, I don't want to know why. Or my future."
"No, I don't want to go antiquing with you. Is that a euphemism?"
"Yes, yes, I can guess what part of your person it is that you've hung donuts on."
"Salsa and shampoo do not work the same, even if they start with the same letter."
"No, I don't think tying Cloud to a tree and hiding in the bushes with a big net will work, and why are you trying to catch a unicorn anyway?"
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So which one is your favorite?
(you can check out the rest of the list, and there are 299 of them, at the link above)

I recomend reading some of the other journals posted there that also consist of hilarious FF7 jokes and disscusions because it will just make your day (esp the "summary" of FF7:AC which you can find here -> [link] ) The other 2 things I placed in the background (poster and graffiti) also came from a seperate entry where it was mentioned that when employees first join, they actually have a claus that states that. I could not resist adding that too >.>